I am going to hold a contest on WritersCafe.org where the prize is an e-book version of The Condensed Volumes. I want a few horror stories killing off my fat ex-fiancee. Have some fun with her dead mother too. She is trying to get a book published which lifted the title of my first cyberpunk story. She is cheering Brian Keene on for lifting Lake Fossil from me for one of his novels. So the best horror story that kills my ex off, wins a copy of the e-book and a guest spot on my blog.