I am laughing so damn hard here when I found this blog. The magazine alumni would have a damn field day with its because it is a shocking career change. A phone sex operator? Oh my God — I am laughing so fucking hard right now at this. She decided to pay to screw on the phone. She gets paid to be a phone slut. There is a joke coming out of every line here — that she is on the phone talking to the guy while he gets pud on his hand. She must talk on the phone and fingering herself in the process.