Have you even attempted to use Open Office? MS Word is too polite and politically correct, my writing style is designed for a program like this. The lulu.com suggested we all download this program for best results. True some lulu.com titles will look a little wonky as mine did in the beginning because I employed one word processor to do everything. You bastards are too stupid to learn how to do things and think out the box a bit. Microsoft owns you. You are afraid of what you are able to pull off with Open Office — you’ll be a funnier writer or a scarier writer no matter how you play it up because the thesaurus is highly amusing here. You all are too ignorant to actually try a program like that, if you’re an indie — this program is really damn cool.